We've had some posts recently on Boing Boing about tech gadgets which are not sex toys being used for dirty purposes. Nestled between light-up penis keychains and glow-in-the-dark buttplugs, a superkitschy vibrator disguised as a cellphone. Link to phonecam snapshot.
Easter is, ahem, coming - and it looks like these bunnies are bringing treats far naughtier than chocolate eggs. The x-rated Easter treats are from the company behind the 'Guybrator' male sex toys and the 'GuyFi' masturbation booth. If chocolate isn't enough of an aphrodisiac, Hot Octopuss has promised to deliver a special Easter egg version of its 'Pulse II Duo' toy to your unsuspecting loved one's door.
Being a mom with a vibrato r is a double-edged sword. Sure, now that you've got such a full and often stressful day, you need that release of a little solo time more than ever. It's crucial.
Palma by Unbound Babes is a waterproof sex toy disguised as piece of jewellery that can twist, tilt and be tapped to produce different vibrations. Made from surgical grade stainless steelthe vibrator is attached to a band so that it can be worn as a ring. The faceted shape of the vibrator tapers at one end to create a faceted surface to apply to intimate areas.
No need to shove these orgasm bestowers in your sock drawer — unless of course that's just how you roll — because the toys you're about to see look completely innocent. The Black Minx by Shiri Zinn. The definition of "bells and whistles" is a vibrator with Swarovski crystals and a detachable feather tail.
A Pennsylvania man accused of using a bomb to rob a bank Monday afternoon says his weapon of choice was actually just a vibrator wrapped in duct tape. Another officer on the scene found money in a garbage bag inside Stein's car. Beneath the front passenger seat, officers found the "bomb" Stein is accused of using.
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Visiting your family for the weekend and don't want to risk the chance of your toys being discovered? It doesn't get any easier when we're adults: the people who discover our toys act like TSA agents. Or worse, our kids find them.
Sex toys have lost much of their stigma in a post- Fifty Shades world, but those on the hunt for a good vibrator or cock-ring might still have some trouble finding one at a Walmart. The first thing you should keep in mind when buying online is that there are certain types of material that you should avoid when buying toys that you plan on placing on or inside sensitive bodily areas. Reddit user RubyRyder has a much more thorough guide herebut in brief, try to avoid PVC toys containing phthalates.